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I Won as Mario of Super Mario Odyssey
I have an important announcement. I, Deidre Lynn Thompson, of the Are You Sure You Want to Start Over fame, have finished a story-based video game.
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This Was All the Same Day
I forgot my headphones on a long trip to Staten Island.
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A Morning With Folgers
It’s noon and my coffee is brewing. Like first pot of the day brewing.
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I watched the Super Bowl (it was on my TV while I was home)
I had a party and everything. (I invited my boyfriend over).
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Birthday (Suit) in the Laundromat
In a lot of ways, I’ve grown up. For example, I have grossly overcompensated with the amount of underwear I now own.
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An Exposé on Taylor Swift
This was probably not the best title, because the only time I hate on Taylor is when I want to be her.
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How to Return to NYC and Prolong Your Dreams (From Someone Who Seriously Hasn’t Done It Yet)
First, humble yourself. You booked one holiday tour. You can call yourself a professional actor when you appear in something outside of the realm of Dr…
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